you know you spend too much time on tumblr if you know who im talking about when i say burgerbitch cottondick
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you know you spend too much time on tumblr if you know who im talking about when i say burgerbitch cottondick
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Well now we know that Legolas got it from his father
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waitwaitwait, the doctor stole that quote?
(Quelle: wizardshavethephonebox, via littlefienchen)
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’
‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
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sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:
sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:
So yesterday at the Iron Man 3 Premiere this security guard asked me why I looked so sad.
When I told him it was because I had been hoping to see Tom Hiddleston there, he told me that it was okay, he would be my Tom Hiddleston and proceeded to strike a series of poses. Best. Thing. Ever.
Reblogging myself because this man deserves our respect. He was amazing!
Awww bless him!
This man is my new hero
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